What Brandon Thinks

What Brandon Thinks is an AI chat analysis app that reads your WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram, Messenger, KakaoTalk or LINE conversations and writes an honest report on everyone in them, for anyone who wants to know what is really going on in their friend group, relationship or family.

Chat reports Upload a conversation and Brandon reads every message. The report gives a verdict, the real dynamic between the people in it, the week things changed, and what Brandon would do in your place.

Group chat reports For a friend group or a family group, Brandon has an opinion on every member: who holds it together, who goes quiet, who runs the show. Any member can then get a report of their own.

Deeper reports Every report ends with the next question about the same chat. Each answer is a new report that goes deeper, as far as you want to go.

Use cases

• Users want to know what is really going on in friend groups, relationships or families
• People seek insights into group dynamics and individual roles